Lady Gaga Hermaphrodite Picture Sparks Rumors

According to the celeb news site Bossip, the “Poker Face” songstress once admitted she’s a hermaphrodite, though no evidence of this is provided.

“It’s not something I’m ashamed of, I just don’t go around telling everyone,” she said (supposedly). “I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life.”

Just a little bit of one? Do you still qualify as a hermaphrodite if it’s just a miniature-sized one? How does that work exactly? We’re confused.

“The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags.”

“I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot.”

“I have both a poon and a peener. Big f**king deal.”

What do all of you think? Are the rumors and pictures real or false? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.